Found this while looking for fridges at Sears.
"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."
OH MY GOD
SAILOR MERCURY, YOU’RE MY HERO.
I can kiss the scars
But I can’t suck the poison from your veins
Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.
I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.
And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy
hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist
this is better than anything i could have hoped for