dveon:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: 103312)

(Source: spookymocosa)

theamericankid:

Found this while looking for fridges at Sears.

theamericankid:

Found this while looking for fridges at Sears.

(Source: goo.gl)

blazefoxette:

This is my favourite part of being a bird momma :’)

dontbearuiner:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

OH MY GOD

SAILOR MERCURY, YOU’RE MY HERO.

dontbearuiner:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

OH MY GOD

SAILOR MERCURY, YOU’RE MY HERO.

(Source: phlegminism)

padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh

I can kiss the scars

But I can’t suck the poison from your veins

Its you

Only you


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

(Source: liveinwithmandy)

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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saybyebyepond:

I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.

And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy

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(Source: angryabouttelevision)

dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

cheese3d:

i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup

cheese3d:

i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup